On 4 Jan 2019, at 21:46, Clem Cole &lt;clemc(a)ccc.com&gt; wrote: They were from my email archives of Hackers_Guild and the umd cs department staff mailing list. Does anybody else have any h_g archives sitting around? Here’s some more funny stuff about the NSA! Gotta love how Brian Reid and Rick Adams weigh in. ;) -Don From: yee(a)dali.berkeley.edu (Peter E. Yee) Subject: For those who missed 997@lll-crg, here it is Date: 19 November 1985 at 15:58:08 CET To: hackers_guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu Relay-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site lll-crg.ARpA Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site lll-crg.ARpA Path: lll-crg!bandy From: bandy(a)lll-crg.ARpA (Andrew Scott Beals) Newsgroups: net.net-people Subject: oh YES the NSA is on the net! Message-ID: &lt;997(a)lll-crg.ARpA&gt; Date: 19 Nov 85 07:11:36 GMT Date-Received: 19 Nov 85 07:11:36 GMT References: &lt;324(a)ucdavis.UUCP&gt; &lt;2253(a)umcp-cs.UUCP&gt; Reply-To: bandy(a)lll-crg.UUCP (Andrew Scott Beals) Distribution: net Organization: Computation Research Group, Lawrence Livermore Labs Lines: 94 Summary: (let's say) unintentional dis-information corrected In article &lt;2253(a)umcp-cs.UUCP&gt; tlr(a)umcp-cs.UUCP (Terry L. Ridder) writes: I can almost guarantee that the National Security Agency is not on USENET or ARPANET. I can further almost guarantee that very few employees of NSA are even aware that USENET exist. Signed Terry L. Ridder UUCP: seismo!(mimsy.umd.edu|neurad)!bilbo!wiretap!(root|tlr) ^^^^^^^ PHONE: 301-490-2248 (home) 301-859-6642 (work) Right. There used to be a host called "TYCHO" (nickname "NSA") at host zero on imp fifty-seven. (26.0.0.57) (information taken from the old NIC (Network Information Center for Internet) host tables) Now there is a machine called "DOCKMASTER" on that same imp port (TYCHO was an old PDP-11 running version 6 unix (which rumors had flown for quite some time that someone actually proved was secure)). Here is what the NIC has to say about DOCKMASTER: The National Computer Security Center (DOCKMASTER) 820 Elkridge Landing Road Room A1127, Building FANX-II Linthicum, MD 21090 NetAddress: 26.0.0.57 Nicknames: NCSC-MULTICS Host Administrator and Liaison: Aliff, Stephen W. (SWA1) Aliff.DODCSC@MIT-MULTICS (301) 850-5888 Multics, if I remember correctly, was just given some level of certification by the government that it was secure. Interesting, no? Unfortunately, I'm not nearly as much of a Packrat as some might like to think so I don't have a Maryland phone book (I do have my silly putty though), so I can't tell you where this exchange is located (nor where Terry's work number is located). However, looking up Linthicum MD (I was born and raised just north of DC) shows that it's just north of BWI (airport). There is a NASA center right near there and next to that is an un-marked (of course) NSA center. All of this points that imp 57 is still NSA's imp. NIC has this to say about host 1 on imp 57: National Security Agency (COINS-GATEWAY) COINS Network Control Center Fort George G. Meade, MD 20755 NetAddress: 26.1.0.57 Nicknames: COINS Host Administrator and Liaison: Smith, Ronald L. (RLS6) COINS@USC-ISI (301) 688-6375 The NIC generally likes to give a machine the name "-GATEWAY" when that machine is a gateway into another part of the internet. (the machine type of COINS is a Plurbus, which is a multiprocessor gateway machine manufactured by BBN (the folks who do the ARPANET and MILNET hardware). In any case, it seems that Mr Ridder is un-(or mis-?)informed. Side note: at the last (Portland) USENIX, I happened across a gentlemen (very cleancut) whose badge listed him as working for the "Department of Defense, Fort Meade Maryland". I said "Oh, you're one of those NSA guys!" To which he replied "How did you know?!"... "Everyone else in DOD says /which/ part of DOD they work for..." andrew scott beals lawrence livermore national laboratory/university of california Pooh-bah for LLL-CRG.ARPA (415) 423-1948 (work) (533-1948 (FTS)) ps. In case anyone is wondering and before you go giving my name to people that I don't want to talk to (like the Kind Folks at the NSA (but I'm sure they've heard of me or will before I finish up with my current round of paperwork with the DOE/OPM/FBI)), I obtained all of this information through public channels. -- There once was a thing called a V-2, To pilot which you did not need to-- You just pushed a button, And it would leave nuttin' But stiffs and big holes and debris, too. andy beals - bandy(a)lll-crg.arpa - {seismo,ihnp4!sun,dual}!lll-crg!bandy From: jordan(a)ucbarpa.berkeley.edu (Jordan Hayes) Subject: Re: ``dockmaster'' Date: 19 November 1985 at 16:27:34 CET To: hackers_guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu for those so inclined, they should look at what is on port 2 of that imp ... hmmm ... sorta like putting the CIA on port 4 of imp 78 ... /jordan From: Andrew Scott Beals &lt;bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA&gt; Subject: Re: ``dockmaster'' Date: 19 November 1985 at 18:27:27 CET To: hackers_guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu, jordan(a)ucbarpa.berkeley.edu Maryland lets NSA people use mimsy. The NSA is interested in the supercomputer designs that they're working on there... (which is why they have an imp connection) In any case, I just got a long note from Mr Ridder. I'll forward it to you when I'm done reading my mail... andy From: Andrew Scott Beals &lt;bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA&gt; Subject: message from Mr. Ridder Date: 19 November 1985 at 18:31:44 CET To: hackers_guild(a)lll-crg.ARPA From tlr(a)mimsy.umd.edu Tue Nov 19 06:13:44 1985 Date: Tue, 19 Nov 85 09:12:54 EST From: Terry L. Ridder &lt;tlr(a)mimsy.umd.edu&gt; Subject: Your posting Mr. Andrew Scott Beals I am writing to inform you of at least two facts: The computer named "wiretap" belongs to my children, age 9, age 7, age 2. Jennifer, the 7 year old, named the computer. Sarah, the 9 year old, named the other computer "bilbo". Bilbo and wiretap are both private machines. The are owned by my family and I. They are in no way shape or form associated with the NSA. Concerning your posting, I am concerned that you have no regard for the safety of federal employees. Your posting is marked for distribution "net", if you would look at the two previous posting they are marked for distribution 'usa'. Therefore, you probably have just told most of the world the location of what you believe to be an NSA facility. This probably has made the location a target for any of a number of terrorist groups. What if you are wrong? You have place in danger the lifes of innocent people. Just because you may think you know something does not mean that you tell most of the world. I would hope that in the future that you would take the time to think about all the ramifications before making a posting, similiar in nature to the one in question. I would hope that you will send out a cancel message on your posting, before it gets to far. I sincerely hope that you restrict your speculations about my family's association with any federal agency. I hope also that you are mature enough to post an apology for inferring that my computers were associated with the NSA. I do not want to think of what the implications are from that speculation on your part. You may have damaged my family's reputation and my own reputation. Please be a little more responsible in the future. Engage brain before fingers. Signed Terry L. Ridder for the Terry L. Ridder family --------------------- From: fair(a)ucbarpa.berkeley.edu (Erik E. Fair) Subject: Re: message from Mr. Ridder Date: 19 November 1985 at 18:42:34 CET To: bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA Cc: Hackers_Guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu I wonder if this bozoid has ever read `The Puzzle Palace'? It identifies several `secret' NSA installations, including one out in the wilds of Sonoma, just over the border from Marin County, along the road from Tomales to Petaluma. All from public sources and Freedom Of Information Act suits. Erik E. Fair ucbvax!fair fair(a)ucbarpa.berkeley.edu P.S. Be sure to waive hello in your Email to the folks at the Maryland Procurement Office... From: Andrew Scott Beals &lt;bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA&gt; Subject: Re: message from Mr. Ridder Date: 19 November 1985 at 19:11:36 CET To: fair(a)ucbarpa.berkeley.edu Cc: Hackers_Guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu [mimsy.umd.edu] Login name: tlr In real life: Terry L. Ridder Office: Laurel MD 20707 Office phone: 859-6642 Home phone: 490-2248 Arpanet Sponsor Directory: /u/tlr Shell: /bin/csh Last login Tue Nov 19 09:17 on tty04 Project: To find a new job, raise three children, and have time for the wife. Plan: To move overseas. ---------------------- Well, this is what it has to say about him. Arpanet sponsor, eh? andy From: fair(a)ucbarpa.berkeley.edu (Erik E. Fair) Subject: Re: message from Mr. Ridder Date: 19 November 1985 at 19:48:41 CET To: bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA Cc: Hackers_Guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu Ask Chris Torek what an `Arpanet Sponsor' is... Erik From: Andrew Scott Beals &lt;bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA&gt; Subject: more follies, dt if uninterested Date: 20 November 1985 at 02:10:30 CET To: hackers_guild(a)lll-crg.ARPA Seems that the gentleman doesn't read his fucking news before going off at the handle. I sent him an "Excuse me, but if you look at article ..." note. LLL General consul? Snicker snicker. Maybe Postmaster or root or usenet will get a nice note from him telling me what a Bad Boy I've been... :-) andy ----------------------- Date: Tue, 19 Nov 85 18:46:28 EST From: Terry L. Ridder &lt;tlr(a)mimsy.umd.edu&gt; Subject: apology is inorder Mr. Andrew Scott Beals I again ask that you act in a mature manner and post an apology concerning your inferring that my private computers are associated with the NSA. If you choose not to, would you be kind enough to inform me what the phone number is for LLL general consul is? Signed Terry L. Ridder From: jordan(a)ucbarpa.berkeley.edu (Jordan Hayes) Subject: Re: ridder me this ... Date: 20 November 1985 at 02:59:22 CET To: hackers_guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu Methinks either the man is an idiot or he's not really a force to be reckoned with. If his main mail machine is mimsy, that means he's on the same imp ... since NSA people have accounts at umd, maybe he's FROM the NSA ... hmmm ... /jordan From: Milo S. Medin (NASA ARC Code ED) &lt;medin(a)orion.ARPA&gt; Subject: Re: message from Mr. Ridder Date: 20 November 1985 at 03:03:55 CET To: Andrew Scott Beals &lt;bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA&gt; Cc: fair(a)ucbarpa.berkeley.edu, Hackers_Guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu LLL general counsel? uh oh..... That means lawyers.... Milo From: Andrew Scott Beals &lt;bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA&gt; Subject: ridder me this Date: 20 November 1985 at 03:14:56 CET To: hackers_guild(a)lll-crg.ARPA One of my sources tells me that Mr Ridder is indeed an NSA person. Chris Torek told me that an "Arpanet Sponsor" in their terminology means that he's one of the people who helped them get on the network. andy From: Andrew Scott Beals &lt;bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA&gt; Subject: Re: Ridder me this (qualification) Date: 20 November 1985 at 03:31:22 CET To: bandy(a)ll-crg.ARPA, deboor%buddy(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu Cc: hackers_guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu Oh, I already sent him an apology. Here it is: Relay-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site lll-crg.ARpA Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site lll-crg.ARpA Path: lll-crg!bandy From: bandy(a)lll-crg.ARpA (Andrew Scott Beals) Newsgroups: net.net-people Subject: Apology to Terry Ridder Message-ID: &lt;998(a)lll-crg.ARpA&gt; Date: 19 Nov 85 17:37:12 GMT Date-Received: 19 Nov 85 17:37:12 GMT References: &lt;324(a)ucdavis.UUCP&gt; &lt;2253(a)umcp-cs.UUCP&gt; &lt;997(a)lll-crg.ARpA&gt; Reply-To: bandy(a)lll-crg.UUCP (Andrew Scott Beals) Distribution: net Organization: Computation Research Group, Lawrence Livermore Labs Lines: 15 I would like to take this opportunity to formally extend my apologies to Terry L. Ridder (tlr(a)mimsy.umd.edu) and his family for insinuating that their home machines (bilbo and wiretap) and any association with any Federal agency (the NSA in this case). andrew scott beals uc/llnl -- There once was a thing called a V-2, To pilot which you did not need to-- You just pushed a button, And it would leave nuttin' But stiffs and big holes and debris, too. andy beals - bandy(a)lll-crg.arpa - {seismo,ihnp4!sun,dual}!lll-crg!bandy --------------------- What was interesting was that the file was ~news/net/net-people/666 ... Tee hee hee. andy From: Andrew Scott Beals &lt;bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA&gt; Subject: calling LLL {lawyers,diplomats} Date: 20 November 1985 at 03:38:35 CET To: hackers_guild(a)lll-crg.ARPA Of course, they'll tell him that "Anything that our employees say is their own opinion unless they are a member of the LLNL Public Information group and are speaking in an official capacity." "Pin-heads. Pin-heads. Roly-poly pin-heads. Pin-heads. Pin-heads. Watch them lose. Yow!" andy From: Andrew Scott Beals &lt;bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA&gt; Subject: teehee Date: 20 November 1985 at 17:18:25 CET To: hackers_guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu From reid@glacier Wed Nov 20 06:59:01 1985 Date: Wed, 20 Nov 85 06:57:35 pst From: Brian Reid <reid@glacier> Subject: Re: Apology to Terry Ridder Newsgroups: net.net-people Organization: Stanford University, Computer Systems Lab Terry Ridder is one of the biggest assholes on earth, and I can't fathom anybody owing him an apology about anything. Oh well. -- Brian Reid decwrl!glacier!reid Stanford reid(a)SU-Glacier.ARPA From: Andrew Scott Beals &lt;bandy(a)lll-crg.ARPA&gt; Subject: philngai on tlr Date: 21 November 1985 at 07:21:35 CET To: hackers_guild(a)lll-crg.ARPA From amdcad!phil Wed Nov 20 20:41:58 1985 Date: Wed, 20 Nov 85 20:08:04 pst From: amdcad!phil (Phil Ngai) Subject: Re: message from Mr. Ridder what kind of asshole names a computer wiretap and then complains when others make seemingly reasonable assumptions about it? who should engage their brain, that's what i want to know. -- Raise snails for fun and profit! Race them for amusement! Then eat the losers! Phil Ngai +1 408 749-5720 UUCP: {ucbvax,decwrl,ihnp4,allegra}!amdcad!phil ARPA: amdcad!phil(a)decwrl.dec.com From: cuuxb!jab(a)lll-crg.ARPA Subject: Re: message from Mr. Ridder Date: 24 November 1985 at 02:25:13 CET To: lll-crg!sdcsvax.arpa!hutch(a)lll-crg.ARPA Cc: lll-crg!hackers_guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu The Ridder guy is a jerk. I would wonder why the ARPANET knows about his private machines, anyhow: sounds like a misuse of government funding. Jeff Bowles Lisle, IL From: Donnalyn Frey &lt;donnalyn(a)seismo.css.gov&gt; Subject: Re: private machines on internet Date: 24 November 1985 at 06:08:34 CET To: cuuxb!jab(a)lll-crg.ARPA, deboor%buddy(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu Cc: hackers_guild(a)ucbvax.berkeley.edu Ridders machines are NOT on the arpanet. They have uucp links to Uof Maryland. Ridder himself has an account on mimsy.umd.edu. Ridders two machines were named by his children. ONe had just finished reading teh Hobbit (hence bilbo, despite the 2 other known bilbos [not to be confused with certain dildos being discussed]) and the other had finished some spy book, hence wiretap. He is quite pompous and seems to think the world revolves around him. We asked him to rename "bilbo" to not conflict. He replied that the other machines should change because he had already named his machine. By the way, we're talking about toys here (maybe somthing as expensive as an IBM-PC) not the "real" machines you might be led to believe. He is best ignored. ---rick