> "You can tune a piano, but you can't
tune a fish." -- tunefs(8)
Wasn't it "tuna fish"?
Nope:
"You can tune a file system, but you can't tune a fish."
https://github.com/weiss/original-bsd/blob/master/sbin/tunefs/tunefs.8
Interestingly, in FreeBSD 6.0, they (apparently) decided that the
contraction was lazy:
"You can tune a file system, but you cannot tune a fish."
https://svn0.us-west.freebsd.org/base/release/6.0.0/sbin/tunefs/tunefs.8
-Jason