Re: [TUHS] Who said ...

Clem Cole: I believe the line was: *"running **DEC Diagnostics is like kicking a dead whale down the beach.*" As for who said it, I'm not sure, but I think it was someone like Rob Kolstad or Henry Spencer. ===== The nearest I can remember encountering before was a somewhat different quote, attributed to Steve Johnson: Running TSO is like kicking a dead whale down the beach. Since scj is on this list, maybe he can confirm that part. I don't remember hearing it applied to diagnostics. I can imagine someone saying it, because DEC's hardware diags were written by hardware people, not software people; they required a somewhat arcane configuration language, one that made more sense if you understood how the different pieces of hardware connected together. I learned to work with it and found it no less usable than, say, the clunky verbose command languages of DEC's operating systems; but I have always preferred to think in low levels. DEC's diags were far from perfect, but they were a hell of a lot better than the largely-nonexistent diags available for modern Intel-architecture systems. I am right now dealing with a system that has an intermittent fault, that causes the OS to crash in the middle of some device driver every so often. Other identical systems don't, so I don't think it's software. Were it a PDP-11 or a VAX I'd fire up the diagnostics for a while, and have at least a chance of spotting the problem; today, memtest is about the only such option, and a solid week of running memtest didn't shake out anything (reasonably enough, who says it's a memory problem?). Give me XXDP, not just the Blue Screen of Death. Norman Wilson Toronto ON