Dave Horsfall wrote:
My EMACS gatherings:
EMACS - eight megs and constantly swapping
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GNU Emacs comes with a file called JOKES which has most of those.
A selection:
Emacs Means A Crappy Screen
Egregious Managers Actively Court Stallman
Generally Not Used Except by Middle Aged Computer Scientists
Emacs Makers Are Crazy Sickos