A Frenzied Collection of Story Manglings
A Frenzied Collection of Story Manglings
by Several Deranged Authors
Edited/Htmlised by Warren Toomey
Contents
- Introduction
- The Authors
- The Characters
- Objects
- The Knat Who Never Was
- The Island of Lost Elderberries
- Star Warts
- The Goat That Was!
- An Introduction to Furniture Restoration
- Beside the Hilldicky Creek
- In Quantised Cereberal Meanderings
- Think Breezily, It's of Jap-Digested Heritage
- Dangling Furry Mazurkas
- Defective Ids Delight Mangoes
- There And Back Again Because Of Llamas
- Longditutinal Estimations; Wood Catharsis; Stellar Plastic
- For My Armpit Hair Even Grows
- The Friendly People Killed A Pantechnicon
- Twice The Symbiotic Archaebacterial Cat Impersonations
- Beyond The Ancient Realms, Beyond Ancient Realms
- Longing For A Large Theodolite
- Heated Funicular Holograms Abroard
- Above, Around Tempestuous Bits
- Mountains Of Enormous Fallopian Tubes Not
- Drunkenly, He Mangled The Attenuated Persimmon
- Shocking Draw Confounds Spinners
- Memories Of Arboreal Memories
- Slugs Become Bifocal Buffaloes Juxtaposed
- Blithely But Eating Slimey
- Parenthetical Archaeological Ornithopter Droppings
- Sharpening Razor-Blunt Noses
- Several Became Unhinged Knee-braces
- Dedicated Canines Remove Mirror.
- Outrageous Frederick Notably Queer Images
- Plain Pain Brain Braided Insane Moraine
- How, Where, When Inscrutability Matters Least
- The Massive Fredretta Meets Cold Mixamitosis
- Miss Fred Wisely Had Mountainous Apperturances
- Superbly Quiescent, The Night Obscenely Dances
- Cross-eyed Monitoring Earthquakes Unequivocally
- Prunella Jumped, Melifluously Scarred
- Poetic Karma as Described by Horses
- Miniscule Approximations of Skewed Parallelograms in Music
- Riding School Contraceptives Entangled Filberts
- Laser Fred Sells a Lightning Arrestor
- Orange Personification Therapeutic Percolators
- Some Grey Phantasmal Prepubescent Word Perturbations
- Six Deranged Esoteric Fundamental Orange Rollerskates
- Across the Azure and Penultimate Ocean, Arthur
- Bespectacled Solid Green Orangutangs
- Polarisation of Eclectic Curtains in Hyperspace
- The Great Foot Disaster of 1923
- Strange Green Elephants Were Isolated Insulatorily
- Self-referential Diseased Hobgoblins Ate
- Slightly Green Rapacious Municipal Dining Sponges
- Vegetarian Urinary Samplers Became Green-Eyed and Ravenous
- Amorphous Shallow Rainbow Ruminations Gurgled Their Listerine
- The story Warren wanted a title for
- To Love Long in Forgery, when Red isn't Possible with only Strychnine
- Never Eat Windswept Martians More Than Twice With Tricyclico Herbivores
- Never Devoted But Undevoted to Undevoted Vote Devoted Devotees
- Princes Never Saw Bjorn Free Fall into Orbiting Custard Tart Droppings
- Her Noodle Pretence Was Never Greater
- The Rime of The Ancient Hacker
- Dennis was Malevolent Without his Exegesis
- Even More Than Pointy Ozalp Could Rationally Deal With Himself
Copyright Notice
The stories are copyright (c) 1989-1993 by their respective authors.
This Htmlised version is copyright (c) 1994 by Warren Toomey.
You may not reproduce or print these stories in any form whatsoever
without express permission of the respective authors.