On Fri, 8 Jan 2021, Greg 'groggy' Lehey wrote:
Heh. In 1973 I was once required to abandon
assembler, the language of
Real Programmers, and write a program in COBOL (in fact, a database
front end to COBOL). I took revenge in the label names. From
http://www.lemis.com/grog/src/GOPU
My favourite COBOL statement is "ADD A TO B GIVING C COMPUTATIONAL ROUNDED".
-- Dave