Why? Why Don't They Walk?

by Several Deranged Authors

Edited/Htmlised by Warren Toomey

Contents

Prunella's Lustful Murderous Haiku Went Sailing in Terror!

It Was Oblate Ontologically Sounds

Often A. B. Trelise Would Wander Through Forests of Custard

The Marguerita Consuming Dog

A Post-Deconstructionist Trauma Sequence

Aethelfrith and Network Synergy Derive Pieces of Banana Peels' Contents

Oblique Brain Waves are Azimuth Intellect

Determined Shocking Jelly!

Bath Toilet's Gametes

Tired Scrotum Adds Another Dimension to Stars

Dead Secrets Allowed Frozen Horror

Blue Golliwogs and Serene Porpoises Gurgled

Gorgeous Boy Scout N-Space

Leopard-Spotted Leg Stalks African Guano Pizza

Mary Here Felt Gribald's Testicular Disestablishment Device

So! Even Dead Yellow Carborundum Lust Is Fine Against It

Red Overture, Dr Clouseau Peered Out the Rift into It

Disgusting, Lurid, Uncanny, Prosaic, Adjectival Retrostatements

At Haste Her Belief in Literacy was Extinguished

Do Montenegro Swiss Darkly Smoking Potties Rattle?

Strategic Gyrating Nubile Biddies

Rapidly Pulsating Eclectic Meta-Jonquils Disgorged Chunks

Don't Cry, The Concorde Coffee Cups Collapse Unilaterally Within

Nine had Disembodied Legs, Three Dangling Twice Obscenely

Decaf Brains Uncover Lost Guano Brew During Winter Solstice

Purple Mist Grew Yellow Fangs with Age Old

Disagreeable Warring Returned Slowly To Spain

Blindly Unhinged, Fred Swaggers While His Exotic Rockmelon Hacks

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