​I don't remember which comic it was, but about 8-10 years ago one the late night comedy guys brought a film crew to SC and made that same exact observation.​   

While Intel does do many things well, this one is part of company culture and I'm not in a position to change it.  I wish I could.  I think the place would be a small bit happier if it did not take itself quite so seriously, but that's just my personal opinion.

As the late Roger Gourd used to say: "Bring me to a sacred cow, and I'll start up the sacred bbq." ;-)