LOL
I joined IBM Research in Yorktown in 1978. I was an electrical engineer and one of the first problems I was given was modeling a novel concept for an X-Y touch panel. I realized that the model is basically solving Laplace's equation in the plane. I was not a programmer at the time, so I asked what was the recommended thing for that. I was told APL, so I grabbed a manual and got to work.
Within a day or two I had a nice solver working and was getting useful results.
(Of course, solving Laplace in the plane by relaxation is the slowest possible way to get to the answer, but I didn't know much about numerical methods back in those days.)
The next week I got a visit from the same IT weenies who had bothered you. They told me that in my first week on the job I had managed to be the biggest consumer of CPU cycles on the 370/168 and that I had to learn to program in PL/I because compiled was better than interpreted. It took me several weeks to get it working, since PL/I was such a pain in the neck and I had to learn all sorts of stuff about how numbers were represented in the hardware.
Obviously my time was worth less than the computer's.
Bleh.