Why? Why Don't They Walk?

by Several Deranged Authors

Edited/Htmlised by Warren Toomey

Contents

Prunella's Lustful Murderous Haiku Went Sailing in Terror!

It Was Oblate Ontologically Sounds

Often A. B. Trelise Would Wander Through Forests of Custard

The Marguerita Consuming Dog

A Post-Deconstructionist Trauma Sequence

Aethelfrith and Network Synergy Derive Pieces of Banana Peels' Contents

Oblique Brain Waves are Azimuth Intellect

Determined Shocking Jelly!

Bath Toilet's Gametes

Tired Scrotum Adds Another Dimension to Stars

Dead Secrets Allowed Frozen Horror

Blue Golliwogs and Serene Porpoises Gurgled

Gorgeous Boy Scout N-Space

Leopard-Spotted Leg Stalks African Guano Pizza

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